At Stop + Shop

"I'm not a retard; I know a two from a three."
-middle-aged woman

At the library

"Is that Heller? Joseph Heller? 'Catch-22'?"
-middle-aged woman

Main Street, near library

"She's coming to visit in August, so I'll have them for a week."
-middle-aged woman

Outside the People's Pint

"No matter what you're always dateless."
-male teenager

Ouside Shelburne Coffee Roasters

"And they don't walk much."
-middle-aged woman

Outside the Brass Buckle

"It was really tall; there were no buds on it."
-male teenager

Near the Main St. hotdog vendor

"He might sell three or four all season."
-middle-aged man

On Chapman St.

"Look how big this parking space is! That's ridiculous."
-young man

In Foster's Market

"We need a coffee cake, which is just around the corner."
-elderly woman

Outside Wilson's

"My youngest had twin boys a couple of years ago."
-middle-aged man

Outside my apartment

"OK, f-ck you then! F-ck you!"
-young woman